"Money Hustard" (moneyhustard)
10/26/2014 at 07:03 • Filed to: Mustaches, Cunnilingus Impediments
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"Money Hustard" (moneyhustard)
10/26/2014 at 07:03 • Filed to: Mustaches, Cunnilingus Impediments | 1
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So I'm going as Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski to a rather involved Halloween celebration this year. This has meant expanding my trademark goatee to a full on beard with a mustache and everything.
I've never understood the mustache. Every time you take a sip of milk you have sort of suck a half ounce of said milk out of it, they impede cunnilingus in unacceptable ways, and blowing your nose with one is something I have yet to master. No matter what I try, any sizable nose blow event results in a similar situation as the aforementioned milk, but in this case hoovering it isn't an option.
Is there a trick or something? Or am I going to just have to deal with this shitiness until November 1?
For your trouble, have this 2-door version of The Dude's Ford '73 Gran Turino.
Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
> Money Hustard
10/26/2014 at 08:30 |
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Keep the stache short. Use a trimmer. It shouldn't impede cunnilingus if it's at the right length. Go for the happy medium between "sandpaper" and "walrus" and it should fall into the desired "ticklish" category. Nose blowing should be done slowly and with care. Use good tissues or - seriously the best thing ever is a Wyp-All. The gym-teacher-snot-rocket should be avoided.
shop-teacher
> Money Hustard
10/26/2014 at 08:41 |
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You get used to it.
WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
> Money Hustard
10/26/2014 at 08:56 |
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You're gonna have to deal with it all next month as well, it's going to be no shave November.
vdub_nut: scooter snob
> Money Hustard
10/26/2014 at 09:37 |
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...they impede cunnilingus in unacceptable ways..
Aaron James
> Money Hustard
10/27/2014 at 20:46 |
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When blowing bend your chin down or lean over. Gravity is your friend here. Also if you can, best to do it in the bathroom so you can police the stash after the blow. As far as going down is concerned, I've never had any issues except a saturated beard and stash after really going to town, just wash your face afterwards and you should be good to go. Like anything else though it takes getting used to.